(in)sane

Hello there.
Name's Ewin.
eeeeeeee-winnnnnn.
Going on eighteen.
I get amused by my own tumblelog.
I like people, talk to me.

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dude the picture is so blur but they sort of look like llamas here so that’s nice

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And you are all I ever remember.

(Source: -expelliarmus-, via foreverpin)

so I’m just sitting here like a human being and BAM SUDDENLY ZAMRIE’S HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I NEED TO BREATHE

um I’m eating ostrich meat now and it tastes like a cross between chicken and tuna like wAT

well i see zamrie (my favourite waiter duh) at dinner but he’s like 1 million tables away wtf the world can be annoying like that

live blogging from the lunch table yo and my favourite waiter is like not here is it cuz it’s a Sunday ugh

at a super dry event but at least now I’ve spotted a Taylor Lautner lookalike ooh wet wet

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dude is anyone even looking at what Louis is doing like oMFG

(via fuckmezayn)

omg he just appeared shit just got real but he’s not serving my table but he keeps walking past like 6 times in the past 3 minutes do waiters do this or is it just you zamrie